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    O. T. - High-Class Shakespearean Insults

    O. T.

    Here are some high-class Shakespearean insults
    that you can hurl at your enemies (and people
    who drive ten miles per hour in the passing lane).

    Thou ruttish, hasty-witted hedge-pig!
    Thou clouted, pox-marked mumble-news!
    Thou paunchy, knotty-pated horn-beast!
    Thou droning, flap-mouthed bum-bailey!
    Thou mammering, pottle-deep barnacle!
    Thou wayward, ill-breeding wagtail!
    Thou spiffering, beef-witted clotpole!
    Thou lumpish, knotty-pated pumpion!
    Thou yeasty, dread-bolted bladder!
    Thou errant, guts-griping fustilarian!
    Thou roguish, motley-minded canker-blossom!
    Thou spongy, rude-growing flax-wench!
    Thou loggerheaded, dread-bolted miscreant!
    Thou pribbling, toad-spotted varlet!
    Thou vain, milk-livered ratsbane!
    Thou driveling, pox-marked measle!
    Thou weedy, shard-borne maggot-pie!
    Thou currish, onion-eyed lewdster!
    Thou surly, weather-bitten lout!
    Thou mewish, clay-brained bum-bailey!
    Larry G. Alexander
    www.alexandermusic.com

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    Re: O. T. - High-Class Shakespearean Insults

    Oh, thou most enlightened Larry, whom didst find such noble Shakespearean insults. I henceforth hath taken it upon myself to partake of such worthy writings and send them into my printer so I may have them handy whilst driving. With said copy ready at hand, I whilst hurl bloody insults at those nasty bastards whom slither their way in the wrong lane!

    Hail great musician Larry, for bringing us such wonderful bitters as these! May these maggot pies crawl forthwith onto their bellies and cry for redemption for their sins of transgression into our lane!!!

    Gary A.

    P.S. And I read them to my partner Karen this morning and laughed all the way to the car! Great job, Larry! I'm going to read them to my residents during joke time.
    Serenity Musician Productions (Gary A.)

    Lenovo ThinksStation S30, Windows 10 Professional 64-bit, 20 gig ram, 2 terabyte hd., M-Audio Fast Track, Finale25, Sonar Professional

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    In theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is.

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    Re: O. T. - High-Class Shakespearean Insults

    Quote Originally Posted by serenitymusician View Post
    Oh, thou most enlightened Larry, whom didst find such noble Shakespearean insults. I henceforth hath taken it upon myself to partake of such worthy writings and send them into my printer so I may have them handy whilst driving. With said copy ready at hand, I whilst hurl bloody insults at those nasty bastards whom slither their way in the wrong lane!

    Hail great musician Larry, for bringing us such wonderful bitters as these! May these maggot pies crawl forthwith onto their bellies and cry for redemption for their sins of transgression into our lane!!!

    Gary A.

    P.S. And I read them to my partner Karen this morning and laughed all the way to the car! Great job, Larry! I'm going to read them to my residents during joke time.
    You shore do talk purty, Mister Gary.

    I was going to explain to everyone about the software program called "Shakespearean Insult Generator" but I see that someone above has already spoken for me.

    Thanks and regards.
    Larry G. Alexander
    www.alexandermusic.com

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    Re: O. T. - High-Class Shakespearean Insults

    Quote Originally Posted by Larry G. Alexander View Post
    You shore do talk purty, Mister Gary.

    I was going to explain to everyone about the software program called "Shakespearean Insult Generator" but I see that someone above has already spoken for me.

    Thanks and regards.
    Thou most noblest musician king
    Who hath taught the world how to swing
    With kindness of speech
    Which thou doest so teach
    Hath warmed the cackles of my being.

    Thank you, most humble sire.
    Serenity Musician Productions (Gary A.)

    Lenovo ThinksStation S30, Windows 10 Professional 64-bit, 20 gig ram, 2 terabyte hd., M-Audio Fast Track, Finale25, Sonar Professional

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    Re: O. T. - High-Class Shakespearean Insults

    Quote Originally Posted by serenitymusician View Post
    Thou most noblest musician king
    Who hath taught the world how to swing
    With kindness of speech
    Which thou doest so teach
    Hath warmed the cackles of my being.

    Thank you, most humble sire.
    Thank thee most assuredly, sire with silver tongue and utterances besodden with honey.
    Larry G. Alexander
    www.alexandermusic.com

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    Re: O. T. - High-Class Shakespearean Insults

    Bravo, Larry, Bravo!

    I can only add that... [click]

    All the best,



    David
    -----
    David Sosnowski
    www.DavidSosnowski.com

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    Re: O. T. - High-Class Shakespearean Insults

    Quote Originally Posted by etLux View Post
    Bravo, Larry, Bravo!

    I can only add that... [click]

    All the best,



    David
    -----
    David Sosnowski
    www.DavidSosnowski.com
    Noooooooo! Not spiders! Noooooooo! I am more afraid of them than arachnids!
    Larry G. Alexander
    www.alexandermusic.com

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