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    Humor In Music

    A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them.

    After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

    A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second."

    An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims: "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

    The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a nice corporate job until his company downsized) says: "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development."

    This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit and everything else and stands there au natural.

    Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest.

    The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

    On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

    The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons, the soprano out in the bathroom and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest - and closes the bar.

    -Author Unknown-
    Larry G. Alexander

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    Re: Humor In Music

    Thanks for getting my Monday off with a smile.
    In Christ,
    Fishin' Musician

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    Great stuff!
    In theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is.

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    Not shure having understood everything - at least what my knowledge of english allowed - but I laughed so much people beside my desk says it's time to me to go off work!
    Have a nice day!
    Arrigo Beyle / Milanese / Lived, wrote, loved -- Stendhal
    Being Italian is a full-time job -- B. Severgnini

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    Mr. Larry -

    That's probably one of the COOLEST pun jokes that I read in a LONG while!

    It's very, very punny. . . er. . . funny!

    Thank you for the good humor!!

    Music and humor are healthy for the soul.

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    Hey Larry,

    Loved it ... great way to start another cold week in Yankee-land!

    It reminded me of a great song title from someone you don't normally associate with humor ... Mingus:

    "E's Flat, Ah's Flat Too".

    Have a good one!



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    Thanks all for your responses.

    Larry G. Alexander

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    Very good Larry.

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    Awesome Must have taken some time to come up with!

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