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    Cool Hey, how come we don't have one of these?

    Think "help desk"!
    www.kotie.com
    Tell me if you tried this.
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    Re: Hey, how come we don't have one of these?

    You're stupid
    I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

    Robots will not take over the world
    "Heavier than air flying machines are impossible."--Lord Kelvin, 1895.
    lol
    I'm glad you find this amusing.

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    Re: Hey, how come we don't have one of these?

    Kotie kept asking me where I live. I didn't like the TONE of her voice so I logged off!!!!!
    Writing music for the joy of it. (with Windows 7 64bit, Intel i7 processor, 12GB memory, LOTS of disk space, Finale 2014, Garritan GPO, JABB3, COMB, Steinway, World Instruments, & Soundiron Olympus Micro Choir. And if I ever figure out how to use Sonar X2...the sky's the limit)

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    Re: Hey, how come we don't have one of these?

    Ask her if she can see you. Apparently, she can if you have a web cam. She insisted she could see me but proceeded to beat around the bush when I asked her what I was wearing or if I was wearing glasses or not.
    Also, ask her how she is made and she will give you a lengthy detailed explanation. Over my head but probably not to some one like Tom and others.
    Just think, we could have a Garritan virtual help desk programmed with all the past questions, problems, solutions and more and have her on the forum. Yes? No? Maybe not? Eh, we have Sean and etLux to answer in Cyborg Lingo anyway.
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    Re: Hey, how come we don't have one of these?

    I've had quite a long chat with Ms. Kotie.

    She seemed offended when I suggested she
    might be a Baptist; admitted to engaging in
    cannibalism; but meekly refrained from singing
    when I told her I'd have her shot and fed
    to chipmunks with dull teeth if she did.

    When asked who invented camel dung, she
    likewise informed me that it was Linus
    Torvald. I never knew that.

    My conclusion on the overall is that she'd
    do just as good a job as Microsoft's support
    people in India do.

    David
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    Re: Hey, how come we don't have one of these?

    Her favorite song is "Oxygen". Ask her to sing. Go ahead, ask her!
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    Re: Hey, how come we don't have one of these?

    Not only is she very monotone, but she can't sing a note worth a darn, either! By the way, what type of accent is she using to pronounce the word "A" "l" "l"
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    Re: Hey, how come we don't have one of these?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mitch Manthe
    Not only is she very monotone, but she can't sing a note worth a darn, either! By the way, what type of accent is she using to pronounce the word "A" "l" "l"
    From what I gathered from digging deeper in her programming, she comes from California and is now living in Britian. Then again who really knows?
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    Re: Hey, how come we don't have one of these?

    All she ever sang to me was a "bicycle built for 2". Do you think she has a crush on me?

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    Re: Hey, how come we don't have one of these?

    Quote Originally Posted by Toonyfish
    All she ever sang to me was a "bicycle built for 2". Do you think she has a crush on me?
    If you call that singing?
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