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    Talking Ezz Fourth of July Joke, yes? No? Maybe?

    Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.
    "If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."
    "Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"
    Styxx

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    Re: Ezz Fourth of July Joke, yes? No? Maybe?

    Nice.
    Sean Patrick Hannifin
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    "serious music" ... as if the rest of us are just kidding

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    Re: Ezz Fourth of July Joke, yes? No? Maybe?

    Every ten minutes, you would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all the windows, and then restart.

    Apple could make a car that is powered by the sun, but it would only run on 5 percent of the roads.

    My response is not original,
    he he he
    Happy fourth everyone!
    Dan

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