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    Ebay Special: Mojo Anointing Oil for Instruments

    On EBAY you can bid on this MOJO anointing OIL Voodoo SRV Luck Magic!

    TRIPLE POWERED ANOINTING OIL BLEND. To “Re-Charge” your mojo hand, use this specially blended, triple-powered anointing oil. Anoint your beloved guitar, or any instrument for that matter, before performing. Anoint your hands with a bit of this oil before gambling. Anoint your wallet, checkbook, etc. …It SMELLS GREAT too!"

    Testimonials:
    "I bought some of your "mojo" and put it on my daughter's bass guitar strings. She had no idea I did this. She came home today and said how well she played in jazz band. This stuff is great! Thanks again!”".00 in a Wheel-of-Fortune machine......I won $1000.00 from $6.00 spent !! ... Joe."
    "..Wow! Caught 11 big salmons just after I got it!! Works like a charm"
    "...My Mojo is in gear!"
    "...Now I know how good Austin Powers felt when he got HIS mojo back!! "
    "We use only the finest, most expensive components & curios. Your Triple Powered Anointing Oil will be blessed just for YOU, and is reputed to:
    …Bring material wealth in a hurry
    …Break hexes
    …Attract love
    …Increase the power of charms
    …When engaged in contests of will, help you triumph over your opponent!
    Only $7.99 and you can be the first bidder.

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    Talking Re: Ebay Special: Mojo Anointing Oil for Instruments

    Quote Originally Posted by Garritan
    …Bring material wealth in a hurry

    …Break hexes
    …Attract love
    …Increase the power of charms
    …When engaged in contests of will, help you triumph over your opponent!

    ...Set Brian2112 on fire!

    If I see one bid, I know it's David. O.K. - I'm living in fear!

    David, I can't afford a bidding war over this, but I have to out-bid you to protect myself! Where's my Credit Card?


    ...2112
    "So what if some parts of life are a crap shoot? Get out there and shoot the crap." -- Neil Peart
    Hint:1.6180339887498948482 Φ

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    Re: Ebay Special: Mojo Anointing Oil for Instruments

    Quote Originally Posted by Brian2112
    ...Set Brian2112 on fire!

    If I see one bid, I know it's David. O.K. - I'm living in fear!

    David, I can't afford a bidding war over this, but I have to out-bid you to protect myself! Where's my Credit Card?


    ...2112
    Heh-heh.

    Who do you think it is who is selling this?

    David
    www.DavidSosnowski.com

    Entrapment A Specialty
    .

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    Re: Ebay Special: Mojo Anointing Oil for Instruments

    I'd pay eight bucks if they included a poster of the super hype e-bay presentation they put together! It would be better to have than the actual oil!

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    Re: Ebay Special: Mojo Anointing Oil for Instruments

    How would you annoint a CPU?

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