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    Talking Hahahahehehehhohohoho! Ez Joke, Yes?

    Two guys have been lost in the desert for weeks, and they're at
    death's door. They suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a small
    tree in the distance. As they get closer, they can see that the
    tree is draped with strips upon strips of bacon. There's smoked
    bacon, crispy bacon, nearly-raw bacon, all sorts.

    "Look Paul," says the first man. "It's a bacon tree!"

    "You're right!" says Paul. "We're saved!"

    Paul doesn't wait another second. He runs up to the tree,
    salivating at the prospect of food. But just as he gets to
    within five feet of the tree, there's the sound of machine gun
    fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets. His friend
    quickly drops to the sand and calls across to the dying Paul,
    "What happened?"

    With his dying breath, Paul calls back: "Run! It's not a Bacon
    Tree after all. It's a ham bush!"
    Styxx

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    This is creepy!
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    Think of a letter between A and W.






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    Think of a man's/woman's name that begins with the
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    Take the hand you counted with and hold it out in
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    Look at you palm very closely and notice the lines in
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    Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the
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    .. Of course not....... .Now smack yourself in the
    head, get a life, and quit playing stupid e-mail games!
    Styxx

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    Re: Hahahahehehehhohohoho! Ez Joke, Yes?

    First One; Oh no, puns. Bad pun at that.
    Second One: I recieve that on MySpace too often...and don't yell at me for having a myspace. My friend talked me into it.
    Colton J. Provias
    Film Score Composer, Location Sound Mixer, and Sound Editor
    Full-stack Web Developer

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    Re: Hahahahehehehhohohoho! Ez Joke, Yes?

    Did you hear about the cook who makes Irish Chile? He uses exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in each batch, and not one more. "Why?", you ask.

    [In your best Irish accent:] 'Cause, Laddy, if ya added one mar bean, it would be two-farty.

    -JF

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    Re: Hahahahehehehhohohoho! Ez Joke, Yes?

    I thought them funny...
    Sean Patrick Hannifin
    My MP3s | My Melody Generator | my album
    "serious music" ... as if the rest of us are just kidding

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