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    Talking Are you ready for this one?

    A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears


    BUMP...



    BUMP...



    BUMP... behind him.




    Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the
    image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the
    street toward him



    BUMP...




    BUMP...




    BUMP...





    Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
    quickly b ehind him




    faster...




    faster...





    BUMP...





    BUMP...





    BUMP...




    He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes
    in, slams and locks the door behind him.







    However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the
    casket clapping






    clappity-BUMP...




    clappity-BUMP...






    clappity-BUMP...





    on his heels the terrified man runs.





    Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart
    is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing
    gasps.



    With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

    Bumping and clapping toward him.





    The man screams and reaches for something, anything...

    but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!







    Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...



















    and,

















    (hopefully you're ready for this!!!)


























    the coffin stops.
    Styxx

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    Re: Are you ready for this one?

    Ha!
    Sean Patrick Hannifin
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    "serious music" ... as if the rest of us are just kidding

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