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    Talking Today's Funniest Jokes.

    See if you find this as pants wetting as I did!

    A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback
    riding one day. So Vikki mounts the horse, taps its butt,
    and the horse starts to take off at a reasonable speed. She
    is having fun, and decides she wants to go a little faster,
    so she kicks the horses butt, and the horse goes just a
    little faster. All of a sudden Vikki begins to lose her
    grip on the reigns of the horse and she begins to fall off,
    she starts screaming but the horse seemingly unnoticing its
    rider continues... Now Vikki is grabbing on the horses
    mane when she begins to feel tired and her grip starts to
    fail. The blond lets go of the horses’ mane, only to get her
    foot caught in the saddle. So now she is riding along, the
    horse unnoticing and Vikki's head is beating against the
    ground over, and over, and over. She almost loses
    conscience when the Wal-Mart manager runs out and turns off
    the horse.
    Styxx

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    Re: Today's Funniest Jokes.

    THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS

    A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide
    me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They
    must be gods!
    A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide
    me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I
    must be a god!
    Styxx

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    Re: Today's Funniest Jokes.

    Quote Originally Posted by Styxx
    THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
    A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide
    me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I
    must be a god!
    So very true Stxx. Except cat's think that people live with them


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    Re: Today's Funniest Jokes.

    hahaha!...........

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    HA!! Hilarious! Thank you!

    I love that cat/dog one... seems so true...
    Sean Patrick Hannifin
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    Re: Today's Funniest Jokes.

    Quote Originally Posted by Styxx
    A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide
    me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I
    must be a god!
    And I want out NOW!!!!!!! (at 4:00 a.m.). Sheesh!

    ;-)

    Jim Jarnagin - no not THAT Jim Jarnagin, the other one.

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    Re: Today's Funniest Jokes.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Thanks Styxx!

    -Chris

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    Re: Today's Funniest Jokes.

    Great Cat joke, and I collect them and spread them about!
    thanks

    saku

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    Thumbs up Re: Today's Funniest Jokes.

    Hey! Movie is sporting her fedora! Looking sweet!
    Styxx

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