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    The duck's revenge.

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    At least he didn't gut him. But will people give Cheney credit for that? Nooo!

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    That's a pretty bad call for someone who's almos in charge of a contry , i mean it's not like he was under fire... or was he?
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    Quote Originally Posted by geronimo001
    That's a pretty bad call for someone who's almos in charge of a contry , i mean it's not like he was under fire... or was he?
    Someone yelled "Scooter!" and it screwed up his aim.
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    My first thought when hearing this on the news was sorrow at the bad timing. NBC is in the middle of Olympics and SNL won't be live for another 3 weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joanne Babunovic
    My first thought when hearing this on the news was sorrow at the bad timing. NBC is in the middle of Olympics and SNL won't be live for another 3 weeks.
    There's me thinking the elegant and articulate Joanne was free of the cynicism so many of us are guilty of!

    But I agree. The timings unfortunate.........




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    Re: I always said Cheney was a bad shot

    There has "got" to be a bad lawyer joke in there somewhere

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    Re: I always said Cheney was a bad shot

    Ok, I'll get started,

    Asked how it happened...Chenny remarks...hey, if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck..etc.

    _______

    Why did the lawyer cross the road?

    _______

    Bush, Chenny and a lawyer went duck hunting. A duck flys over and Chenny yells DUCK.... Bush ducks, and Chenny shoots the lawyer.

    _______

    Bush, Chenny and a lawyer go duck hunting. Chenny shoots a duck and it lands over the fence on property of Howard Dean. Chenny goes to get it and Dean comes out and says...you can't have it...it's my duck. Chenny says, what do you mean it's your duck...I just shot it? Dean says, it landed on my property so it's my duck. The lawyer says, I can work this out. Why don't you guys take turns kicking each other in the balls until someone gives. That will decide who takes the duck. Dean and Chenny, both infuriated, agree. Dean says, since it's my property, I get to go first.

    He plows Chenny in the balls like a 50 yard field goal. Chenny rolls around in agony...gasping for air..face red...finally regains his feet and says in a rage..now it's "my" turn. Dean says...that's ok...you can have the duck.
    And that's how it happened officer.

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    Re: I always said Cheney was a bad shot

    Yeah. There's nothing like a right wing idiot, who can't tell a quail from a human being, giving the anti-gun people something to bitch about.

    I'm still wondering if things are being blown out of proportion (no pun intended). It's common to get showered with shotgun pellets while hunting, if someone from a lilttle distance take a shot, but it certainly doesn't sound like that's the case here. It sounds like "Dick" got him pretty good.
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