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    Senior Member Styxx's Avatar
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    Exclamation I received an email ...

    It states (and I joke), "At which time your post reach 10,000 you will no longer be allowed to post. All previous posts will be examined and deleted in chronological order. Furthermore, you have lost your current status and will be reduced five stars. However, since you have been a member for more than two consecutive years, we are in a position to offer you immunity. In as much as we would like you to continue to continue, we are offering you the sum of on trillion to stay the heck out of here! Please inform us of your decision before tomorrow morning at 7 am EST. As always, we appreciate your membership and would like to extend our apologies for any inconvenience this may cause us.
    Sincerely,
    R.J. Rumpidbanger
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    P.O. Box Walla Walla Washington, DC
    14U812"


    Needless to say that when I come upon my 10,000 post, I will have to leave you all.
    Now where's that bridge I have for sale?
    Styxx

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    Re: I received an email ...

    First ascertain one trillion *what*!

    I mean what are you gonna do with one trillion used bicycle tubes. (wait, never mind I don't want to know.)

    If it's cash, simple solution: turn around and *BUY THE INTERNET!



    Michael

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    Re: I received an email ...

    R.O.F.L. Is that so? Or is it really a joke, or is it for real lol.
    Ke Yang (OMG I'm using mah name)
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    Note: You might have noticed there's nothing there, yet. Massive editing going on.

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    Re: I received an email ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Tovan
    R.O.F.L. Is that so? Or is it really a joke, or is it for real lol.
    Of course it's for real! You know Styxx is always serious

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    Re: I received an email ...

    Thou shalt not question the integrity, sagacity, mendacity, accuracy, or

    ummm

    lunacy


    of Styxx.

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    Talking Re: I received an email ...

    Look, naturally it's real! I mean, there's absolutely nothing wrong with me ... click ... wrong with me ... click ... wrong with ne ... plick ... nong mit le ... lick ... SLAP ... me!

    However, I did recieve an email asking if I would be interested in writing music for something or other. Now, writing music, eh? What's that!
    Styxx

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    Re: I received an email ...

    The man's nuts! Grab'em!
    "So what if some parts of life are a crap shoot? Get out there and shoot the crap." -- Neil Peart
    Hint:1.6180339887498948482 Φ

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    Re: I received an email ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Brian2112
    [C ENTER]The man's nuts! Grab'em!
    [/CENTER]
    Hehehehehehehehhe!
    Styxx

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