Good marning from old Beeffalo to ya's all I say! The ground here is covered in a deep blanket of white and I can't get out 'cause the street plows plowed me in too dang tight!
Me snow blower just quit in a protesting type fit! All the neighbors stood laughing as me face turned red as Rudolph's nose they did say.
So, I called on me kids and wife one by one a hollering at the top of me voice,
"Come Trevor!, Come Mikey, Come Courtney, Come Megan, Jason, Lindsay and Wife!"
Pick up those shovels, start digging and we may get out of this by tonight!

OK, so it isn't the greatest but,

Top O' the Marnin to ya's all!