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    ZEN FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY

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    ZEN FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY

    1. Save The Whales. Collect The Whole Set.

    2. A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, Night.

    3. On The Other Hand, You Have Different Fingers.

    4. I Just Got Lost In Thought. It Wasn't Familiar Territory.

    5. 42.7 Percent Of All Statistics Are Made Up On The Spot.

    6. Light Travels Faster Than Sound, Which Is Why Some People Appear
    Bright Until You Hear Them Speak.

    7. I Feel Like I'm Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe.

    8. Honk If You Love Peace And Quiet.

    9. Remember, Half The People You Know Are Below Average.

    10. He Who Laughs Last, Thinks Slowest.

    11. Depression Is Merely Anger Without Enthusiasm.

    12. The Early Bird May Get The Worm, But The Second Mouse Gets The
    Cheese.

    13. I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol.

    14. Support Bacteria. They're The Only Culture Some People Have.

    15. Monday Is An Awful Way To Spend 1/7 Of Your Week

    16. A Clear Conscience Is Usually The Sign Of A Bad Memory.

    17. Change Is Inevitable, Except From Vending Machines.

    18. Get A New Car For Your Spouse. It'll Be A Great Trade!

    19. Plan To Be Spontaneous Tomorrow.

    20. Always Try To Be Modest, And Be Proud Of It!

    21. If You Think Nobody Cares, Try Missing A Couple Of Payments.

    22. How Many Of You Believe In Psycho-Kinesis? Raise My Hand.

    23 . Ok, So What's The Speed Of Dark?

    24. How Do You Tell When You're Out Of Invisible Ink?

    25. If Everything Seems To Be Going Well, You Have Obviously
    Overlooked Something.

    26. When Everything Is Coming Your Way, You're In The Wrong Lane.

    27. Hard Work Pays Off In The Future. Laziness Pays Off Now.

    28. Everyone Has A Photographic Memory. Some Just Do Not Have Film.

    29. If Barbie Is So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends?

    30. How Much Deeper Would The Ocean Be Without Sponges?

    31. Eagles May Soar, But Weasels Do Not Get Sucked Into Jet Engines.

    32. What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?

    33. I Used To Have An Open Mind But My Brains Kept Falling Out.

    34. I Couldn't Repair Your Brakes, So I Made Your Horn Louder.

    35. Why Do Psychics Have To Ask You For Your Name?

    36. Inside Every Older Person Is A Younger Person Wondering What
    Happened.



    "So what if some parts of life are a crap shoot? Get out there and shoot the crap." -- Neil Peart
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    Re: ZEN FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY

    "Visualize whirled peas"

    I just love that.

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    Re: ZEN FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY

    And I must take issue with #5 - at least 75% of all statistics are made up on the spot, yet the author, knowing he has just made up this number, proceeds to act as though it were accurate...
    Dasher
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    It's all about the music - really. I keep telling myself that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesoundsmith
    And I must take issue with #5 - at least 75% of all statistics are made up on the spot, yet the author, knowing he has just made up this number, proceeds to act as though it were accurate...
    Yes, that's the Zen part.

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    Excellent! I had a good time reading those.

    Thanks!

    --- Glenn

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    11. Depression Is Merely Anger Without Enthusiasm.

    That one is deep, man.
    regards

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