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    - Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
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    - Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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    - Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
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    - Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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    - Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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    - Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
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    - Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
    - made with real lemons?
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    - Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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    - Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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    - Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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    - When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
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    - Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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    - Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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    - You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
    - don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
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    - Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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    - Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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    - If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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    - If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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    - If there is only one bird than why do they call it a Parakeets?
    Styxx

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    Re: OT - EVER WONDER?

    ROFLOL!!!
    These are good!!
    I've never heard these ones before!
    Thanks for lightening up my day!!!

    Ice storm Thursday night!

    -Chris

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    Re: OT - EVER WONDER?

    HA HA HA HA HA!!

    Those are very legitimate questions too! Thanks for a good laugh, I needed it with all these stressful exams . . .

    Let me see if I can remember some . . .

    -why is the word "long" shorter than "short" ?

    -people in he//, where do they tell people to go?

    -If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits
    on the highway?

    -If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? (maybe DeComposer can answer?)

    -By the way, where are DeComposer and Tchaikovsky?

    -How do you throw away a garbage can?

    -How do you get the "Keep Off The Grass" sign onto the grass?

    -If you heard God sneeze, do you say "Bless Yourself" ?

    -When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?

    -May I take your hat, thir?
    Sean Patrick Hannifin
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    1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

    2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

    3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

    4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

    5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

    6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

    7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

    8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?

    9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

    10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

    11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

    12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

    13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

    14. Why do "overlook" &"oversee" mean opposite things?

    15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

    16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

    17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

    18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

    19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

    20. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

    Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

    Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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    Talking Re: OT - EVER WONDER?

    No that's what I was waiting for...additions to the thought!
    Let me say, thanks people I really needed that!
    Styxx

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