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    10. The hours, the weather, the trend toward smaller chimneys.

    9. Nike won't give him a lucrative side-contract.

    8. Reindeer and elves have unionised, driving up his cost.

    7. New tax on flying sleighs.

    6. Insurance for flying a sleigh has tripled over the past two
    years.

    5. Needs extra cash to cover off-season gambling losses.

    4. Air traffic controllers demanding higher kickbacks.

    3. Cost of living increase at the North Pole.

    2. Children don't leave as many cookies as they used to.

    1. The Mrs. told him to.
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    Re: Why Santa's Asking For A Raise

    A mother asked her 3 year old son if he saw Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.

    "No, it was too dark," he said. "But I heard what he yelled when he stubbed his toe on the living room couch!"
    Sean Patrick Hannifin
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    Re: Why Santa's Asking For A Raise

    Quote Originally Posted by SeanHannifin
    A mother asked her 3 year old son if he saw Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.

    "No, it was too dark," he said. "But I heard what he yelled when he stubbed his toe on the living room couch!"

    One year I thought I heard Santa ruffling presents under the tree. He forgot to turn on the lights and I heard a light crash sound. The next morning my mom had quite a bruise on her arm.

    -Chris

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    Re: Why Santa's Asking For A Raise

    Quote Originally Posted by cptexas
    The next morning my mom had quite a bruise on her arm.
    Coincidence!
    Sean Patrick Hannifin
    My MP3s | My Melody Generator | my album
    "serious music" ... as if the rest of us are just kidding

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    Re: Why Santa's Asking For A Raise

    Quote Originally Posted by SeanHannifin
    Coincidence!
    Or not?

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    Re: Why Santa's Asking For A Raise

    Quote Originally Posted by cptexas
    Or not?
    Let's ask Santa . . . Santa, what do you think?

    Sean Patrick Hannifin
    My MP3s | My Melody Generator | my album
    "serious music" ... as if the rest of us are just kidding

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    Re: Why Santa's Asking For A Raise

    Coincidence is merely the costume of conscious creation.
    Christopher Duncan
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Author of
    Unite the Tribes and The Career Programmer
    www.PracticalUSA.com


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