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    Talking How to Confuse Santa Claus

    > Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
    > While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
    > Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants
    > While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
    > Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
    > Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."
    > While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.
    > Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy." Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa."
    > Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
    > Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
    Styxx

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    Quote Originally Posted by Styxx
    While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.
    Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
    Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
    ROFLOL!!!! These three are beautiful!!

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    Tell him it is already January.
    Kentaro Sato (Ken-P)
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    Re: How to Confuse Santa Claus

    Thanks Styxx!!

    Don't forget another one:

    Keep a fire going
    Sean Patrick Hannifin
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    "serious music" ... as if the rest of us are just kidding

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    Re: How to Confuse Santa Claus

    Quote Originally Posted by SeanHannifin
    Thanks Styxx!!

    Don't forget another one:

    Keep a fire going
    LOL!!
    We did that the year I found out there was no Santa.

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    Re: How to Confuse Santa Claus

    Quote Originally Posted by cptexas
    LOL!!
    We did that the year I found out there was no Santa.
    There's.... there's... no Santa..?!



    Wayne

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    Re: How to Confuse Santa Claus

    Quote Originally Posted by wayne_rowley
    There's.... there's... no Santa..?!
    I think what he means is that there was no Santa anymore because Santa was so mad at them that he told them he would never come back to their house
    Sean Patrick Hannifin
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    "serious music" ... as if the rest of us are just kidding

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