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    Gift Dept: What Will They Think of Next?

    With the holdiays rapidly approaching are you stumped as to what to give that special someone?

    A crazy new product out of Taiwan seems to be aimed at the RSS feed enthusiasts out there. A new personal news delivery system or a TT Printer for the Person Who Has Everything.

    "The 'rsstroom reader' is a bathroom gadget that prints news feeds onto your T-P - that's right, your TOILET PAPER! The best part is the "biometrics" toilet seat that'll figure out who you are based on your weight and prints the news you want - not your roommates tabloid garbage. Going to the rsstroom will never be boring again!"

    Talk about crappy news these days!






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    Re: Gift Dept: What Will They Think of Next?

    ROFLOL...where do you find this stuff?

    Actually, this one has possibilities! Maybe we can hook it up to an algorithmic compoisiton program and get it to print on manuscript paper!

    ;-)

    Jim Jarnagin - no not THAT Jim Jarnagin, the other one.

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    Re: Gift Dept: What Will They Think of Next?

    Just connect to the Fox News feed (all the lies that's fit to scare you with) and you can scare the s**t out of yourself...
    Dasher
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    It's all about the music - really. I keep telling myself that...

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    Re: Gift Dept: What Will They Think of Next?

    The news sure would get dirty . . .
    Sean Patrick Hannifin
    My MP3s | My Melody Generator | my album
    "serious music" ... as if the rest of us are just kidding

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    Re: Gift Dept: What Will They Think of Next?

    That's actually brilliant. After all, you're gonna flush the paper anyway so this way you're dual-purposing it and saving some other paper you were gonna trash after you had looked at it. No serious tree-hugger should be able to live with themselves if they don't use this.

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    Re: Gift Dept: What Will They Think of Next?

    It's not all that crazy. I know that when I'm engaged in this sort of- um- "business" I definitely want wireless connectivity, as electrical wiring and septic water do not safely mix.

    I dont know about random mode, though. That's kind of scary.

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    Re: Gift Dept: What Will They Think of Next?

    Suppose you're someone who prefers fiction on the crapper. How many rolls of TP would War and Peace require? Hmmm.
    Never look at the trombones. It only encourages them. Richard Strauss

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    Re: Gift Dept: What Will They Think of Next?

    Seems like all the money you spend on ink cartridge replacement would just go down the drain . . .
    Sean Patrick Hannifin
    My MP3s | My Melody Generator | my album
    "serious music" ... as if the rest of us are just kidding

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    Re: Gift Dept: What Will They Think of Next?

    Well, I'm figuring this company will certainly clean up...
    Christopher Duncan
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    Talking Re: Gift Dept: What Will They Think of Next?

    Hmm, I wonder if it could print "Wipe Out"?
    Styxx

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