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    Weasels

    I watched a movie this weekend, "Last of the Dogmen", and a comment was made that weasels walk on the balls of their feet. I was curious as to whether or not this was actually true. If it is, then it makes sense to me why weasels are typically used to characterize sneaky people.

    Anybody know if weasels really do walk on the balls of their feet?

    Yes, I appear to have a little too much time on my hands this morning...
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    Re: Weasels

    "Anybody know if weasels really do walk on the balls of their feet?" Well, if weasels walk on the balls of their feet, then what balls to "Tribbles" walk on?
    You have too much time on your hands! ... Since when?
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    Re: Weasels

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    Quote Originally Posted by Styxx
    You have too much time on your hands! ... Since when?
    Only as I was drinking coffee this morning, to be sure...
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    Re: Weasels

    For only $7.99 you can buy your very own battery-operated weasel balls.

    http://www.weaselballs.com/

    From their site:

    Weasel Balls Make Great Gifts
    Weasel balls are a gift you can give the whole family! Is there a better way to say "I love you" then with the gift of a weasel ball? No there is not.

    Cat Torture

    Cats love the Weasel Ball. And by love, we mean hate. Most cats hate the Weasel Ball and want to attack, scratch, bite and kill it. Some cats are just deathly afraid of it. It's fun. If you let your cat have a little too much me-time with the weasel ball, it may get ruined. No worries though, because then you can just order another one. Or seven. Ruin all the weasels you want, we'll make more! And by "make" we mean "order from China."


    To Gain Popularity and Acceptance Among One's Peers

    Bring it to a party. It will be a big hit. Then everybody will remember you as The Weasel Ball Guy.

    "Hey! It's The Weasel Ball Guy!" they'll say. "Can I have your phone number?"
    "Damn straight you can!" you'll respond. Unless you're a girl -- then you'd say "HEY! I'm not a guy, you stupid jerk!" Either way, you are now beloved, and you may thank the weasel.

    Bragging Rights

    All your life you have wanted to order something from a website called WeaselBalls.com. That day has arrived. If you order more than one, you can tell everybody you know that you "bought some weasel balls off of the internet." The story alone is worth the purchase price several times over. If you so desire, we will write, at no cost to you "CAUTION: WEASEL BALLS INSIDE" on the outside of the box. We are completely 100% serious. Your mail carrier will think you are so awesome. If you desire to be less awesome, we can mask the fact that you just ordered something from a website called WeaselBalls.com. We will work with you to fulfill your Weasel Ball needs.


    They're Animal Friendly

    The weasel fur is made of acrylic, a synthetic fabric that is not derived from an animal. If you're a vegan, or you just own a pair of birkenstocks -- have no qualms about ordering a Weasel Ball, for it is neither real nor edible. You should never ever attempt to eat the weasel. The previous sentence is a good general guideline on how to live your life.


    The Weasel Ball Teaches a Valuable Lesson

    Never ever give up.

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    All the weasles I know walk like regular people. It's the hair oil that gives them away.

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    Just a note...

    Impressionable young children love 'weasel balls.' (Sounds dirty no matter how you put it.)

    We went to eat at Cracker Barrel and my daughter just had to have one of these things.

    Lasted all of a day.

    Gary, that site is hillarious.

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    Re: Weasels

    Quote Originally Posted by Joseph Burrell
    Just a note...

    Impressionable young children love 'weasel balls.' (Sounds dirty no matter how you put it.)

    We went to eat at Cracker Barrel and my daughter just had to have one of these things.

    Lasted all of a day.

    Gary, that site is hillarious.
    Problem with that is if you continue to eat them you'll grow hair on the balls of your feet!
    Styxx

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    Gary, where do you find these things?

    Reminds me of a guy from Marketing that I used to work with...
    Christopher Duncan
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