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    Talking Time for some Turkey Jokes and stuffings.

    Well, it's that time of year again for us Americans to celebrate a day of Thanksgiving!

    What sound does a space turkey make?
    Hubble, hubble, hubble.

    Why did they let the turkey join the band?
    Because he had the drumsticks


    'Twas the night of Thanksgiving,
    but I just couldn't sleep...
    I tried counting backwards,
    I tried counting sheep.
    The leftovers beckoned...the dark meat and white,
    but I fought the temptation with all of my might.
    Tossing and turning with anticipation,
    the thought of a snack became infatuation.
    So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
    and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
    I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
    stuffing with gravy, green beans and tomatoes.
    I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
    till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
    I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
    with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie
    But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...
    Happy eating to all -- pass the cranberries, please.

    Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," a student wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."
    Styxx

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    Re: Time for some Turkey Jokes and stuffings.

    A geek's list of thanks

    1. Be thankful you haven't been spammed!

    2. Be thankful your computer isn't down!

    3. Be thankful your favorite forum isn't down!

    4. Be thankful you don't have The Good Times virus!

    5. Be thankful your server isn't down!

    6. Be thankful for a vast selection of Web sites to browse!

    7. Be thankful no one knows who you really are!

    8. Be thankful someone sent you a cyber sundae, and you didn't gain a pound!

    9. Be thankful your 28 year old cyberfriend really isn't 72!

    10. Be thankful for a fast Internet connnection!

    11. Be thankful no one sent you a cyber voo-doo doll!
    Styxx

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    Re: Time for some Turkey Jokes and stuffings.

    I heard a wee rumour, saying Native Americans are thankful, that Columbus wasn't looking for an easy way to Turkey.

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    Re: Time for some Turkey Jokes and stuffings.

    Quote Originally Posted by Styxx
    A geek's list of thanks

    1. Be thankful you haven't been spammed!

    2. Be thankful your computer isn't down!

    3. Be thankful your favorite forum isn't down!

    4. Be thankful you don't have The Good Times virus!

    5. Be thankful your server isn't down!

    6. Be thankful for a vast selection of Web sites to browse!

    7. Be thankful no one knows who you really are!

    8. Be thankful someone sent you a cyber sundae, and you didn't gain a pound!

    9. Be thankful your 28 year old cyberfriend really isn't 72!

    10. Be thankful for a fast Internet connnection!

    11. Be thankful no one sent you a cyber voo-doo doll!

    12. Be thankful we have STYXX to brighten our days with humor and fun!!!
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    Re: Time for some Turkey Jokes and stuffings.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nickie Fønshauge
    I heard a wee rumour, saying Native Americans are thankful, that Columbus wasn't looking for an easy way to Turkey.
    Implying that we might be eating Indians for Thanksgiving dinner? Geez...
    Dasher
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    Re: Time for some Turkey Jokes and stuffings.

    Quote Originally Posted by thesoundsmith
    Implying that we might be eating Indians for Thanksgiving dinner? Geez...
    I think that's illegal these days . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by Styxx
    Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," a student wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."
    Great jokes!

    Mmmmm . . . I can't wait to eat cranberry sauce . . . it's right up there with chocolate milk . . .

    Have a good Thanksgiving everyone!
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    Re: Time for some Turkey Jokes and stuffings.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by thesoundsmith
    Implying that we might be eating Indians for Thanksgiving dinner? Geez...

    I think that's illegal these days . . .
    Not if we can show they were terrorists, although if the remaining family disagreed, they could always Sioux...
    Dasher
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    It's all about the music - really. I keep telling myself that...

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    Re: Time for some Turkey Jokes and stuffings.

    Quote Originally Posted by Styxx
    7. Be thankful no one knows who you really are!
    ROFLOL!!!

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