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    Is it Chat time again?

    Customer: Morning,

    Waitress: Morning.

    Customer: What have you got?

    Waitress:Well, there's egg and bacon,egg sausage and bacon
    Egg and chat
    Egg, bacon and chat
    Egg, bacon, sausage and chat
    Chat, bacon, sausage and chat
    Chat, egg, chat, chat, bacon and chat
    Chat, sausage, chat, chat, chat, bacon, chat tomato and chat
    Chat, chat, chat, egg and chatChat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, baked beans, chat, chat, chat and chat.

    (Choir: Chat! Chat! Chat! Chat! Lovely Chat! Lovely Chat!)

    Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a provencale manner with shallots and auberginesgarnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and chat.

    Wife: Have you got anything without chat?

    Waitress: Well, the chat, eggs, sausage and chat
    That's not got much chat in it

    Wife: I don't want any chat!

    Customer: Why can't she have eggs, bacon, chat and sausage?

    Wife: That's got chat in it!

    Customer: Hasn't got much chat in it as chat, eggs, sausage and chat has it?

    (Choir: Chat! Chat! Chat!...)

    Wife: Could you do me eggs, bacon, chat and sausage without the chat, then?

    Waitress: Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

    Wife: What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like chat!

    (Choir: Lovely chat! Wonderful chat!)

    Waitress (to choir): Shut up!

    (Choir: Lovely chat! Wonderful chat!)

    Waitress: Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!You can't have egg, bacon, chat and sausage without the chat.

    Wife: I don't like chat!

    Customer: Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your chat. I love it,I'm having chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, baked beans,chat, chat, chat, and chat!

    (Choir: Chat! Chat! Chat! Chat! Lovely chat! Wonderful chat!)

    Waitress: Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

    Customer: Well, could I have her chat instead of the baked beans then?

    Waitress: You mean chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat,chat and chat?

    Choir (intervening):
    Chat! Chat! Chat! Chat!
    Lovely chat!
    Wonderful chat!
    Chat cha-a-a-a-a-t chat cha-a-a-a-a-at chat.
    Lovely chat! Lovely chat!
    Lovely chat! Lovely chat!
    Chat chat chat chat!
    Richard N.

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    Re: Is it Chat time again?

    Yes, it is chat time . . .
    Sean Patrick Hannifin
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    "serious music" ... as if the rest of us are just kidding

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    Re: Is it Chat time again?

    Ooo, looks like me has to wait tills I gets homesk! Ah Kuk kuk kuk kuk!
    Styxx

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    Re: Is it Chat time again?

    Quote Originally Posted by Richard N.
    Customer: Morning,

    Waitress: Morning.

    Customer: What have you got?

    Waitress:Well, there's egg and bacon,egg sausage and bacon
    Egg and chat
    Egg, bacon and chat
    Egg, bacon, sausage and chat
    Chat, bacon, sausage and chat
    Chat, egg, chat, chat, bacon and chat
    Chat, sausage, chat, chat, chat, bacon, chat tomato and chat
    Chat, chat, chat, egg and chatChat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, baked beans, chat, chat, chat and chat.

    ...
    Waitress: Well, the chat, eggs, sausage and chat
    That's not got much chat in it

    Wife: I don't want any chat!
    I trust that this will be the Full English Chat as opposed to the Continental Chat?

    ...what happened to the black pudding?

    ;-)

    Jim Jarnagin - no not THAT Jim Jarnagin, the other one.

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