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    It's national drummer bashing day so post your jokes today!
    To start off lightly -
    Q. What’s the most musical part of a Turkey?
    A. The drumsticks.

    Q. How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
    A. The knocking speeds up.

    Q. What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
    A. "Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?

    Q. What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
    A. Homeless.

    Q. How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
    A. He doesn't know when to come in

    And one for Brian 2112!
    Q. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A. Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart coulda done it.
    Styxx

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    Quote Originally Posted by Styxx
    IAnd one for Brian 2112!
    Q. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A. Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart coulda done it.
    LOL...beautiful!
    ;-)

    Jim Jarnagin - no not THAT Jim Jarnagin, the other one.

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    What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
    Drool.
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    Why do bands have bass players?
    To translate for the drummer.
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    What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
    You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.
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    Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car?
    He had to break a window to get the drummer out!
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    Two cowboys were waiting in their fort for the Indians to attack. They listened to
    the distant pounding war drums.
    One cowboy muttered to the other, "I don't like the sound of them drums."
    Just then, a distant voice came over the hill, "It's not our usual drummer!"
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    A guy wanted to play bass in a band. The band told him, "Okay, but you will have
    to have 1/3 of your brain removed." So the guy went into surgery. When he woke up,
    the doctor said, "I'm terribly sorry, but we made a mistake and accidentally
    removed 3/4's of your brain!" The guy said, "Uh, that's okay. Got some sticks?"
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    Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
    So they don't have to retrain the drummers.
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    How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando?
    Ask him to play in 4/4 at a steady 120 bpm.
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    I asked my drummer to spell "Mississippi"...
    He said, "the river or the state?"
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    How do you know if a drummer's platform is level?
    The drool comes out of both sides of his mouth.
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    Q: What does Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?
    A: They both suck without Cream.

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    Re: WATTS! No Jokes?

    Back when I almost joined band in 6th grade I was going to play drums or trombone, but as the fates would have it, I changed my mind and decided not to join band!

    Anyway, here's a joke I just copied and pasted from some other website

    One day a drummer sick of all of the "stupid drummer" jokes decided to change instruments. So he went to the local music store and said that he wanted to learn a new instrument. The store owner cheerfully replied ok and asked what he would be interested in playing. After looking around the shop he said I'll try those things over there, pointing to the accordion section.

    After looking through the accordions for over an hour the shop keeper said, "Have you found what you looking for?"

    The drummer replied, "Yes, I'll take that big red one over there."

    The store keeper smiled and and stared laughing. When the drummer asked why he was laughing the store keeper replied, "Are you a drummer, son?"

    "Yeah!" replied the drummer.

    "Well that big red thing is a radiator"
    Sean Patrick Hannifin
    My MP3s | My Melody Generator | my album
    "serious music" ... as if the rest of us are just kidding

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