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    Here's something...

    to cheer up Styxx who has a carp crawling through his tunnels.

    Read slowly - it may take a second for the light to shine.

    1. Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

    2. Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.

    3. Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage,

    4. Burglarize: What a crook sees with,

    5. Control: A short, ugly inmate.

    6. Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

    7. Eclipse: What an English barber does for a living.

    8. Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

    9. Heroes: What a guy in a boat does.

    10. Left Bank: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

    11. Misty: How golfers create divots.

    12. Paradox: Two physicians

    13. Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

    14. Pharmacist: A helper on the farm.

    15. Polarize: What penguins see with.

    16. Primate: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

    17. Relief: What trees do in the spring.

    18. Rubberneck: What you do to relax your wife.

    19. Seamstress: Describes 250 pounds in a size 6.

    20. Selfish: What the owner of a seafood store does.

    21. Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official.

    Hope yeah feels better real soon me friend!

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    Senior Member Styxx's Avatar
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    Mar 2004
    West Seneca, NY

    Thumbs up Re: Here's something...

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Ezz not me, it's me hands that feel a might sore undt veek a bit ya might say laddy!

    Heck, that was worth every line! Now, I laughed so hard me eyes hoit!
    Thanks Karl!

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