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    its "Slap Hap Happy Meals". - The New Nork Tibia News.
    In an effort to thwart sales due to public awareness of growth hormones in pizza. McFondalds is offering Lite versions of orchestral libraries in its "Slap Hap Happy Meal". The libraries come in sections of the symphonic orchestra, ie. Violin Section, Viola Section, Brass section, etc. The concept is to get costumers to purchase more of the meals in order to complete the whole orchestra! There is one drawback though. Conductors refuse to be associated with any part of one section of the orchestra stating, "We should be offered in our own separate meal such as the "Big Jack" or the "Fillet of Carp" or even on the underside of the "Big Gulper" drink!
    Spokesman, Donald McFondald says his company will have to make some concessions or face retributions by the Leopold Union of the Baton Swingers Conductor's guild for long haired creep bastards.
    News at eleven.

    So, does this mean Gary is going to offer GPOA in a "Slap Hap Happy Meal?"
    Styxx

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    "Experts warned today of a new and deadly threat to our beleaguered civilization: the 100GB Bug.

    As most people know, McDonald's restaurant signs show the number of hamburgers the giant chain has sold. That number now stands at 99 billion burgers, or 99 Gigaburgers (GB).

    Within months or even weeks, that number will roll over to 100GB. McDonald's signs, however, were designed years ago, when the prospect of selling one hundred billion hamburgers seemed unthinkably remote. So the signs have only two decimal places.

    This means that, after the sale of the 100 billionth burger, McDonald's signs will read "00 Billion Burgers Sold." This, experts predict, will convince the public that, in over thirty years, no McDonald's hamburgers have ever in fact been sold, causing a complete collapse of consumer confidence in McDonald's products.

    The ensuing catastrophic drop in sales is seen as almost certain to force the already-troubled company into bankruptcy. This, in turn, will push the teetering American economy over the brink, which, finally, will complete the total devastation of the global economy, ending civilization as we know it, and forcing us all to live on beetles."



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    I laughed way too hard at all of this Thanks for brightening up the morning.

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    ROFLOL!!!

    You guys are too much!

    Thanks for brightening up my day too!

    -Chris

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    Two questions for you, Styxx?

    1) What are you smoking?

    2) Where can I get some?
    -- Jeff Lee
    Etiam singula minima maximi momenti est - Even the smallest detail is of the utmost importance

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    Sean Patrick Hannifin
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    "serious music" ... as if the rest of us are just kidding

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    Re: McFondalds offers Sample Libraries in ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Garritan
    ...forcing us all to live on beetles."
    Hmmm, well Yoko has been living *off* Beatles for years.....





    Okay, time to get away from the computer. I'm losin' it.




    Michael

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    Mc s and McGiga s!

    McJABB!!!

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    It's all about the music - really. I keep telling myself that...

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    Zoiks!!!

    I don't often laugh at posts.

    I did a belly laugh on this one. Cat's scattered to all corners of the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M.A.S>
    Hmmm, well Yoko has been living *off* Beatles for years.....





    Okay, time to get away from the computer. I'm losin' it.




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