• Register
  • Help
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 20

Topic: OH NO ... NOT ANOTHER YEAR OF ...

Share/Bookmark
  1. #1
    Senior Member Styxx's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    West Seneca, NY
    Posts
    11,075

    Talking OH NO ... NOT ANOTHER YEAR OF ...

    SAXOPHONE SQUEAKING! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
    Yes, another year of saxophone class squeaking like 40 rusted doors un-oiled!
    No, no, please ... have mercy. Have mercy baby!
    Styxx

  2. #2

    Re: OH NO ... NOT ANOTHER YEAR OF ...

    Perhaps when I get a cheap violin for my birthday you would rather listen to some sreeeeeeechy notes?
    Sean Patrick Hannifin
    My MP3s | My Melody Generator | my album
    "serious music" ... as if the rest of us are just kidding

  3. #3
    Senior Member Styxx's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    West Seneca, NY
    Posts
    11,075

    Re: OH NO ... NOT ANOTHER YEAR OF ...

    Quote Originally Posted by SeanHannifin
    Perhaps when I get a cheap violin for my birthday you would rather listen to some sreeeeeeechy notes?
    Ha! I already do that to myself with mine. Perhaps we can collaborate?
    Styxx

  4. #4

    Re: OH NO ... NOT ANOTHER YEAR OF ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Styxx
    Ha! I already do that to myself with mine. Perhaps we can collaborate?
    Great idea! Let's put out an album with great classics nobody can recognize . . .

    Law enforcement may be interested in using it for interrogation and torture . . .
    Sean Patrick Hannifin
    My MP3s | My Melody Generator | my album
    "serious music" ... as if the rest of us are just kidding

  5. #5

    Re: OH NO ... NOT ANOTHER YEAR OF ...

    You know what this means... A special keyswitch in JABB for "shoddy playing."

  6. #6
    Senior Member Styxx's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    West Seneca, NY
    Posts
    11,075

    Re: OH NO ... NOT ANOTHER YEAR OF ...

    Quote Originally Posted by SeanHannifin
    Great idea! Let's put out an album with great classics nobody can recognize . . .

    Law enforcement may be interested in using it for interrogation and torture . . .
    I'm ready. But I must warn you, I play a mean Twinkle Twinkle Little Star!
    Styxx

  7. #7
    Senior Member Styxx's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    West Seneca, NY
    Posts
    11,075

    Re: OH NO ... NOT ANOTHER YEAR OF ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Cobalt Katze
    You know what this means... A special keyswitch in JABB for "shoddy playing."
    Not for me!
    Styxx

  8. #8

    Re: OH NO ... NOT ANOTHER YEAR OF ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Cobalt Katze
    You know what this means... A special keyswitch in JABB for "shoddy playing."
    From Electronic Magician Magazine, Oct. 2005:

    JABB HELD UP ANOTHER MONTH BECAUSE OF A REVOLUTIONARY NEW "SHODDY-PLAYING" TECHNIQUE

    Garritan Orchestral Libraries announced today that the scheduled November 1st release of the long awaited Jazz And Big Band library would be postponed yet another month… It is said that Gary Garritan just can't hold back on adding unique programming and instruments to his libraries. "We believe that this new key-switching technique will be the envy of all other developers." Unnamed sources told us that Tom Hopkins, chief programmer for Garritan, has not had any sleep for 127 hours as he strives to finish the programming before the deadline.

    Will shoddy playing finally be what it takes to breathe life and reality into samples? Will Mr. Hopkins survive this incredible ordeal that has been thrust upon him? We’ll let you know in next month's column.

    KG

  9. #9

    Re: OH NO ... NOT ANOTHER YEAR OF ...

    Quote Originally Posted by SeanHannifin
    Perhaps when I get a cheap violin for my birthday you would rather listen to some sreeeeeeechy notes?
    Ya see now dat's why you should play cello or bassoon. There are no squeaks or shrill high notes.

    -Chris

  10. #10

    Re: OH NO ... NOT ANOTHER YEAR OF ...

    Quote Originally Posted by cptexas
    Ya see now dat's why you should play cello or bassoon. There are no squeaks or shrill high notes.

    -Chris
    Let's trade! A violin for your cello . . . waddaya say?
    Sean Patrick Hannifin
    My MP3s | My Melody Generator | my album
    "serious music" ... as if the rest of us are just kidding

Go Back to forum

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •