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    Unhappy It's the last day of summer vacation

    But I'll post some jokes anyway!!!

    Why did the school orchestra have bad manners?
    It didn't know how to conduct itself.

    What do ghosts dance to?
    Soul music.

    Why don't skeletons play music in church?
    They don't have any organs.

    Modern music isn't as bad as it sounds.

    Bob: Our teacher is very musical, you know.
    Ben: Musical? Mr Jenkinsen?
    Bob: Yes. He is always fiddling with his beard.

    Piano tuner: I've come to tune your piano.
    Music teacher: But we didn't send for you.
    Piano tuner: No, but the people who live accross the street did.

    What does a music teacher do when he gets locked out of his classroom?
    He sings untill he gets the right key.

    Music teacher: Do you like opera, Jane?
    Jane: Aside from the singing, yes.

    What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?
    A cast-a-net.

    Music teacher: Brian, if f means forte, then what does ff mean?
    Brian: eighty!

    The class went to a concert. After, Jayne asked the music teacher why the players kept looking at a book while they played. "Those books are the score," replied the teacher. "Really?" replied Jayne, "Who was winning?"



    -Chris

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    Re: It's the last day of summer vacation

    Quote Originally Posted by cptexas

    Modern music isn't as bad as it sounds.



    -Chris
    ,That ones a beaut Chris.
    regards

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    Re: It's the last day of summer vacation

    LOL- thanks for sharing

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    Hey! Ya can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!
    But the both have scales...

    Excellent jokes me Texan friend!
    Styxx

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    Styxx you crack me up!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Styxx
    Hey! Ya can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!
    But the both have scales...

    Excellent jokes me Texan friend!
    I LIVE IN NEW JERSEY!!!!

    I put it on my signiture I put Wantage, NJ under my location...YEESH!!!

    BTW: tuna fish is goes really good with cream of mushroom soup.

    -Chris

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    Re: It's the last day of summer vacation

    Quote Originally Posted by cptexas
    Modern music isn't as bad as it sounds.

    Music teacher: Brian, if f means forte, then what does ff mean?
    Brian: eighty!
    Never heard these before.

    Hope you had a great summer vacation!!
    Sean Patrick Hannifin
    My MP3s | My Melody Generator | my album
    "serious music" ... as if the rest of us are just kidding

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    Re: Styxx you crack me up!!

    Quote Originally Posted by cptexas
    I LIVE IN NEW JERSEY!!!!

    I put it on my signiture I put Wantage, NJ under my location...YEESH!!!

    BTW: tuna fish is goes really good with cream of mushroom soup.

    -Chris

    Are you ABSOLUTELY SURE you don't live in Texas?

    ;-)

    Jim Jarnagin - no not THAT Jim Jarnagin, the other one.

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    Re: Styxx you crack me up!!

    Quote Originally Posted by southportJim
    Are you ABSOLUTELY SURE you don't live in Texas?
    READ MY SMILEYS!!!










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    Talking Re: Styxx you crack me up!!

    Quote Originally Posted by cptexas
    I LIVE IN NEW JERSEY!!!!

    I put it on my signiture I put Wantage, NJ under my location...YEESH!!!

    BTW: tuna fish is goes really good with cream of mushroom soup.

    -Chris
    Hahahahahahahahahaha! I ping off your name der buddy! Sorry to stir ya up thar Texan buddy!

    OK, OK, New Jersey buddy ...
    Styxx

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    Re: Styxx you crack me up!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Styxx
    Hahahahahahahahahaha! I ping off your name der buddy! Sorry to stir ya up thar Texan buddy!

    OK, OK, New Jersey buddy ...
    Thank you.


    Styxx, I post some jokes and you somehow make the thread ten times funnier!!

    -Chris

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