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    Senior Member Styxx's Avatar
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    Mar 2004
    West Seneca, NY

    Talking Medical terminology

    Yes, yes, time for a little tiny teensy weensy shlap shtick!
    Artery -- Study of paintings
    Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria
    Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails
    Bowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.U
    Caesarean section -- District in Rome
    Cat scan -- Searching for kitty
    Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
    Colic -- Sheep dog
    Coma -- A punctuation mark
    Congenital -- Friendly
    D&C -- Where Washington is
    Diarrhea -- Journal of daily events
    Dilate -- To live long
    Enema -- Not a friend
    Fester -- Quicker
    Fibula -- A small lie
    G.I. Series -- Soldiers' ball game
    Grippe -- Suitcase
    Hangnail -- Coathook
    Impotent -- Distinguished, well known
    Intense pain -- Torture in a teepee
    Labor pain -- Got hurt at work
    Medical staff -- Doctor's cane
    Morbid -- Higher offer
    Nitrate -- Cheaper than day rate
    Node -- Was aware of
    Outpatient -- Person who had fainted
    Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis
    Post operative -- Letter carrier
    Protein -- Favoring young people
    Rectum -- It almost killed him
    Recovery room -- Place to do upholstery
    Rheumatic -- Amorous
    Scar -- Rolled tobacco leaf
    Secretion -- Hiding anything
    Seizure -- Roman emperor
    Serology -- Study of knighthood
    Tablet -- Small table
    Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport
    Tibia -- Country in North Africa
    Tumor -- An extra pair
    Urine -- Opposite of you're out
    Varicose -- Located nearby
    Vein -- Conceited

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    Re: Medical terminology

    Very good, Styxx!

    You forgot:
    practice: what doctors need to do more of
    Patient: what I don't have!!!!

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    Mar 2005
    Beautiful land of Limbo

    Re: Medical terminology

    "bung" is the term for a needle that sits in your vein so doctors can inject stuff easily.

    Its always wise to question carefully when they say they are going to give you another "Bung hole".
    Grim Fandango explained jazz to me.

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    Cool Some more medical humor here. . .

    Just a little more medical humor. . . .

    What's one word you do NOT want to hear in the operating room???


    Music and humor are healthy for the soul.

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