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    Bad Joke of the Day

    A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"

    "What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."

    The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

    "Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."

    "Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."

    "Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."

    "Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."

    "Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."

    "So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird ~~~~!"

    "Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

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    Re: Bad Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by Ray Lindsley
    "Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

    Hey! We used that joke for a Spicy Chicken Card. Hmmmm...I thought it was a cute joke. Maybe it was just funny the way Happy Dog told it!
    Steve Barden
    www.SteveBarden.com
    "So....it's a profit deal!" - Navin R. Johnson

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    Re: Bad Joke of the Day

    LOL...an old one, but a goodie!
    Thanks,
    ;-)

    Jim Jarnagin - no not THAT Jim Jarnagin, the other one.

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    Re: Bad Joke of the Day

    A real eyeopener

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    Re: Bad Joke of the Day

    ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!! You be joking about pirates, eh!
    http://www.jamesjumonville.com

    Captain Hook (if you see Pan let me know!)

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    Re: Bad Joke of the Day

    Captian Hook (if you see Pan let me know!)
    It's right above the level fader...
    Dasher
    -------
    It's all about the music - really. I keep telling myself that...

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    Re: Bad Joke of the Day

    Groan !


    (Oldies are always the best though!)

    Simon

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