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    Monday night joke.

    I hate judgemental people, and I really think that people who generalize are complete idiots. But most of all, I hate hipocrits.



    There are two kinds of people in this world: people who divide other people into two classes and people who don't.



    Happy Monday!!

    -Chris

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    I was just looking at my licence and wondered what they'd put down for hair color if I were bald?
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    Re: Monday night joke.

    Quote Originally Posted by Styxx
    I was just looking at my licence and wondered what they'd put down for hair color if I were bald?


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    Re: Monday night joke.

    I've always wondered what would happen if you named your child "John Doe"

    Does that increase the odds that they will meet an untimely death? Can you imagine the false alarms with the police coming to your door to inform you?

    What if a cop pulled you over? Can you imagine the scene?

    Officer: Name
    Driver: John Doe
    Officer: Are you trying to be funny sir?
    Driver: Honestly officer, that's REALLY my name
    Officer: Step out of the vehicle.

    Ben H

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    Re: Monday night joke.

    Quote Originally Posted by Styxx
    I was just looking at my licence and wondered what they'd put down for hair color if I were bald?
    Invisible?

    -JF

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    Re: Monday night joke.

    Quote Originally Posted by Styxx
    I was just looking at my licence and wondered what they'd put down for hair color if I were bald?
    Shining maybe?

    Come to think of it: would you go to the hairdresser then? Shoe shine boy? Gimme a shine!

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    Re: Monday night joke.

    Quote Originally Posted by cptexas
    I hate judgemental people, and I really think that people who generalize are complete idiots. But most of all, I hate hipocrits.



    There are two kinds of people in this world: people who divide other people into two classes and people who don't.



    Happy Monday!!

    -Chris
    I know how you feel. If I wasn't so modest, I'd be perfect.

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    Re: Monday night joke.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nickie Fønshauge
    I know how you feel. If I wasn't so modest, I'd be perfect.
    ROFLOL!!

    Beautiful!!

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    Re: Monday night joke.

    Quote Originally Posted by cptexas
    There are two kinds of people in this world: people who divide other people into two classes and people who don't.
    Actually, there are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
    Christopher Duncan
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Author of
    Unite the Tribes and The Career Programmer
    www.PracticalUSA.com


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    Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.


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