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    Senior Member Styxx's Avatar
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    Talking Stupid Ads -

    These are REAL ads taken from some newspapers in various cities. Enjoy!

    NICE PARACHUTE:
    NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.

    TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
    WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.
    STARTING PAY: $7 -- $9 PER HOUR.

    EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:
    QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175.

    ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR
    AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.

    OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON.
    FREE COFFEE & DONUTS. < I think Oprah owns this place.
    Styxx

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    Re: Stupid Ads -

    More real ads & signs...

    At An Auto Repair Service Station:
    Free pick-up and delivery.
    Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

    On a Church Door:
    This is the gate of Heaven.
    Enter ye all by this door.
    (This door is kept locked because of the draft.
    Please use side entrance)

    In a veterinarian's waiting room:
    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

    On a maternity room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."

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    Tony, LOL - That's awesome!

    How is everything in Scotland lately?
    Styxx

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    One of me favorites!

    FOR SALE BY OWNER:
    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes..
    Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Freaking Wife knows everything.
    Styxx

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    Re: Stupid Ads -

    Everything's pretty cool here in Scotland, about 56 degrees cool if ya know what I mean

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