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    OT: Single Female seeks Male Companion

    This is one of the best ads I've seen. As reported in the Atlanta Journal:

    "SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy. I'll be waiting..."

    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about man's best friend - an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.

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    Re: OT: Single Female seeks Male Companion

    That's so cute I hope she found a nice home!!

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    Love it. Woof!

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    Talking Re: OT: Single Female seeks Male Companion

    ROFLOL!!

    That's GREAT!!!!!

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    Re: OT: Single Female seeks Male Companion

    Brilliant!
    Sean Patrick Hannifin
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    Re: OT: Single Female seeks Male Companion

    That's great. Though I notice they left out the part that talks about her potentially weeing on the carpet.

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    Re: OT: Single Female seeks Male Companion

    Oh man....i wanna puppy....so bad....

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    Thumbs up Re: OT: Single Female seeks Male Companion

    I have a house with four children, a wife and when I get home from work the first to greet me at the door is my Golden Lab perppydirgs!
    Styxx

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    Re: OT: Single Female seeks Male Companion

    Maybe your wife and kids would wag their tails too, if you caressed them gently behind the ears and took them out for long walks in the wilderness.

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    Re: OT: Single Female seeks Male Companion

    I'm going to go hug my dogs now.
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