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    Yeah, you know about the Mozart effect...

    ...BUT, have you heard of the ...

    LISZT EFFECT: Child speaks rapidly and extravagantly, but never really says anything important.

    BRUCKNER EFFECT: Child speaks very slowly and repeats himself frequently. Gains reputation for profundity.

    WAGNER EFFECT: Child becomes a megalomaniac. May eventually marry his sister.

    MAHLER EFFECT: Child continually screams - at great length and volume - that he's dying.

    SCHOENBERG EFFECT: Child never repeats a word until he's used all the other words in his vocabulary. Sometimes talks backwards. Eventually, people stop listening to him. Child blames them for their inability to understand him.

    BABBITT EFFECT: Child gibbers nonsense all the time. Eventually, people stop listening to him. Child doesn't care because all his playmates think he's cool.

    IVES EFFECT: the child develops a remarkable ability to carry on several separate conversations at once.

    GLASS EFFECT: the child tends to repeat himself over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

    STRAVINSKY EFFECT: the child is prone to savage, guttural and profane outbursts that often lead to fighting and pandemonium in the preschool.

    BRAHMS EFFECT: the child is able to speak beautifully as long as his sentences contain a multiple of three words (3, 6, 9, 12, etc). However, his sentences containing 4 or 8 words are strangely uninspired.

    AND THEN OF COURSE, THE CAGE EFFECT -- CHILD SAYS NOTHING FOR 4 MINUTES, 33 SECONDS. PREFERRED BY 9 OUT OF 10 CLASSROOM TEACHERS.

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    Talking Re: Yeah, you know about the Mozart effect...

    ROFLOL!!

    That's GREAT!!!

    -Chris

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    Re: Yeah, you know about the Mozart effect...

    Brilliant!
    Sean Patrick Hannifin
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    "serious music" ... as if the rest of us are just kidding

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    Re: Yeah, you know about the Mozart effect...

    Yeah, definitely funny...

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    Talking Re: Yeah, you know about the Mozart effect...

    No fare! I just wet me pants again! You guys are too funny!
    Styxx

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    Re: Yeah, you know about the Mozart effect...

    Quote Originally Posted by Styxx
    No fare! I just wet me pants again! You guys are too funny!
    Gee, thanks for sharing......

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