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    Since Styxx hasen't posted any TGIF jokes yet....

    Fresh out of buisness school, a young man answered an add for an acountant. He was interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small buisness that he had started himself.
    "I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said, "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me."
    "Excuse me?" The accountant said.
    "I worry about a lot of things," the man said. "But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back."
    "I see," the accountant said. "And how much does the job pay?"
    "I'll start you at 60,000."
    "60,000?!" the accountant exclaimed. "How can such a small buisness afford a sum like that?"
    "That," the owner said, "is your first worry."



    A man approached an idiot in a village he was visiting.
    "What's the quickest way to London?"
    The idiot scratched his head.
    "Are you walking or driving?" he asked the stranger.
    "I'm driving."
    "That's the quickest way."



    -Chris

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    Re: Since Styxx hasen't posted any TGIF jokes yet....

    Never mind.
    He posted them this morning.

    I forgot about those.

    More is better, right?

    -Chris

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    Chris, now I have to walk the halls of academia with wet pants! More is better.
    Styxx

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