What a woman says:

"This place is a mess! C'mon,
You and I need to clean up,
your stuff is lying on the floor and
you'll have no clothes to wear, if we
don't do laundry right now!"



What a man hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW! heh heh heh heh!