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    Talking Joke number 48,000

    A guy walks in to the doctor's office and says, "Doc, I haven't had a bowel movement in a week!" The doctor gives him a prescription for a mild laxative and tells him, "If it doesn't work, let me know."
    A week later the guy is back: "Doc, still no movement!"
    The doctor says, "Hmm, guess you need something stronger," and prescribes a powerful laxative.
    Still another week later the poor guy is back: "Doc, STILL nothing!"
    The doctor, worried, says, "We'd better get some more information about you to try to figure out what's going on. What do you do for a living?"
    "I'm a musician."
    The doctor looks up and says, "Well, that's it! Here's $10.00. Go get something to eat!"
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    Re: Joke number 48,000

    Aint that the truth
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    Joke number 48,0001/2

    St. Peter's checking ID's. He asks a man, "What did you do on Earth?"
    The man says, "I was a doctor."
    St. Peter says, "Ok, go right through those pearly gates. Next! What did you do on Earth?"
    "I was a school teacher."
    "Go right through those pearly gates. Next! And what did you do on Earth?"
    "I was a musician."
    "Go around the side, up the freight elevator, through the kitchen..."
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