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    Senior Member Styxx's Avatar
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    Laugh Out Loud!

    A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 year-old father. While there he notices the nurse is giving his father hot chocolate and Viagra.

    The man asks, "Why are you doing that? I mean, at his age what will it do for him?"

    The nurse explains, "The hot chocolate will help him sleep."

    The man says, "And the Viagra?"

    "Keeps him from falling out of bed."
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    Re: Laugh Out Loud!

    One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk.

    Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way.

    Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blond standing next to him smiling.

    "What do you have in your pocket?", she asked.

    "Tennis ball,? the man said smiling back.

    "Wow," said the blond looking upset. "That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable!"
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    Re: Laugh Out Loud!

    GW Bush is visiting a hospital,

    The chief of surgery is giving him a grand tour of the building.
    GW hears a strange noise coming from a room and opens the door.
    He sees a nurse giving a patient 'a helping hand'.

    WHAT is going on here ???? Nurse you stop that immidiatly,
    I will not allow you to this in my country !!!!

    The CoS explains that the man has a rare disease and has to ejaculate at least 3 times a day.
    Otherwise, his sperm would get toxic and he would die within 4 hours.

    Oh... ok... in that case.. carry on nurse...

    They walk allong and a few rooms later GW hears strange noises again..
    He opens another door and sees a nurse giving a patient an 'oral helping hand'.

    AND WHAT IS GOING ON HERE ? GW yells at the CoS

    Simple... he explains... same disease... better insurance...

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