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    So the Symphony Orchestra was playing a concert in the park and was in the middle of Beethoven´s 9th Symphony. The basses, in the back of the orchestra, decided they had a few minutes to spare before being asked to play anything, so they ran across the street to the pub for some ale. It was a windy day, so they found some string to wrap around their music stands to secure their music while they were gone. Once at the tavern, they could hear the music and keep up with the progress of the piece.

    After one, two or maybe three rounds, they decided that they had to hurry because the last movement of the ninth symphony was underway. They stumbled back onto the bandstand and were fumbling with the string, trying to get it loose, but not having much success. The conductor saw what was happening and instantly sized up the situation: it was the bottom of the ninth, the score was tied and the basses were loaded.
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    Re: It's time for another -------

    LOL! where do you get this stuff from Styxx? and hey what is your real name? I though it was Sal, now I see you being referred to as Michael, I'll just stix with Styxx

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    Re: It's time for another -------

    FRANKENFISH!

    Well, you can call me Styxx, but Hardy Heern sometimes calls me Stynx, and JB knows me as Mike, my friends call me Sal, but my wife calls me #$@%@##$!!

    Oh and the Government labeled me as "E Pluribus Useless".
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    Re: It's time for another -------

    [drum fill]

    I'm a bassist (tuba)... should I be offended?
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    Re: It's time for another -------

    Quote Originally Posted by Styxx
    FRANKENFISH!

    Well, you can call me Styxx, but Hardy Heern sometimes calls me Stynx, and JB knows me as Mike, my friends call me Sal, but my wife calls me #$@%@##$!!

    Oh and the Government labeled me as "E Pluribus Useless".
    Be fair, I sometimes call you Sal or even Michael.... When I do call you Synxx I always leave the double x 2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Styxx
    FrankenFish?
    Ha! I just saw that in the TV listings for tonight. Uh, I think I'll pass...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardy Heern
    Be fair, I sometimes call you Sal or even Michael.... When I do call you Synxx I always leave the double x 2.

    Frank
    No harm intended bro! I know you do and I just take everything in a humoristic sense!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazbot
    Ha! I just saw that in the TV listings for tonight. Uh, I think I'll pass...
    Yeah, believe me you don't want to waist your time. My son and I were major bored and decided to watch it just for grins. I have to admit it was funnier than we anticipated. Mainly because we were making fun of it.
    I have decided to write my own Sci-Fi movie titled "Warewolf Guppy" or maybe "The Bride of FrankenFish"?
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    A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonalds one cold winter evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night. Some of the customers looked admiringly at them.
    You could tell what the admirers were thinking. "Look, there's a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!"
    The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal. The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of the tray. There was one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink.
    The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. Then he carefully counted out the French fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a sip as the man began to eat his few bites.
    Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were thinking. "That poor old couple."
    As the man began to eat his French fries, one young man stood and came over to the old couples' table. He politely offered to buy another meal. The old man replied that they were just fine. They were used to sharing everything.
    Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady hadn't eaten a thing. She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally sipped some of the drink. Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy them something to eat. This time, the lady explained that no, they were used to sharing.
    As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin, the young man could stand it no longer and asked again.
    After being politely refused again, he finally asked the little old lady, "Ma'am, why aren't you eating. You said that you share everything. What is it that you are waiting for?"
    She answered, [ scroll down!]




















    "The teeth."
    Styxx

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    Quick! Someone lock this guy in a padded room and don't let him out.

    Now that reminds me, just where did I put my teeth? I'll bet my wife wore them to work.

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