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Topic: You know you use GPO too much when...

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    You know you use GPO too much when...

    ...you\'re driving on the thruway, and the wheels turning on the rig next to you sound just like the Section Strings/Vlns2/TrillsH. (Not Vlns1... Vlns2!) [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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    Re: You know you use GPO too much when...

    ...you can\'t get key switching to work on your microwave.

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    Re: You know you use GPO too much when...

    ... you\'re using your 8 month old son\'s nose as a modwheel... trying to change the volume of his lauhging....

    (btw: works on both volume en timbre.... volume goes up... timbre changes to a high pitched screaming kinda noise... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img])

    Ron

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    Re: You know you use GPO too much when...

    You\'ve managed to work the phrase \"Basses Sus+Short\" into a conversation.

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    Re: You know you use GPO too much when...

    You see a beautiful mountain-side and think, if I only had my GPO and a laptop, I\'d have that!!

  6. #6

    Re: You know you use GPO too much when...

    You ask your oboe students to \"Use a little more mod wheel\" on a phrase to make it more expressive.

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    Re: You know you use GPO too much when...

    When conducting a real band you reach for the mod wheel when it is time to fade out.

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    Re: You know you use GPO too much when...

    Wow, it looks like this thread is going to provide some promising laughs for a while.

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    Re: You know you use GPO too much when...

    You ask your own orchestra to play in tune and together like GPO

    Ira Kraemer

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    Re: You know you use GPO too much when...

    You begin to believe that:

    french horns can actually play a solo without chipping a note.

    piccolos CAN actually play in tune.

    trumpet players will quickly and happily jump at every request without giving you attitude.

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